Britney, Spare Us

Did anyone believe that even one microsecond of MTV's recent documentally-re-TART-ted "Britney: For The Record" was candid and unscripted? OH YES! NOW I feel I know the TRUE Britney, the whole story, the unvarnished behind-the-scenes truth. Pleeze.

And how bout MADONNA's cameo-no? Her vampiric attachment to Spears' spotlight and youth is embarrassingly transparent.

But I give it up to B. Jane, cuz her "Womanizer" single is killah..."Toxic" 2008.
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